Reimagining the BoM

A collaborative effort to join the words of JRR Tolkien & Joseph Smith

WJT Borrows Moses’ Buzz Saw

Last week I had a very busy work week so I didn’t get to post a few things I had planned to do. Maybe that’s for the best since the story I am trying to flesh out has taken some real hits lately.

Enter Moses With A Buzz Saw

My dwarvish origin story for the Bible has hit quite a snag — or more like it ran into a buzz saw — over the weekend. For context, consider this handy timeline of the Old Testament I found via Google image search:

Does Bill Wright Write Right?

There is a friend of mine who blogs by the name William Wright (WW) or in normal life as just Bill. Anyone who reads this blog probably knows who that is. Bill has been regularly blogging about the same strange worldview that this blog presupposes — where Mormonism supposedly collides with JRR Tolkien’s writings.

Is the Bible “loathsome”?

[Note: I set the stage for this post in my last post about the corrupted Book of the Lamb of God and in the post prior to that which proposes a potential origin story for this world’s ethno-religious group called Jews. You really need to read those prior two posts to have a chance at understanding this post.]

The Corrupted Book of the Lamb of God

For the past several years I’ve been convinced the Holy Bible is a pretty unreliable and even dangerous book filled with inaccurate information that is designed to lead people astray. As a result, I rarely read it and if I do, I take it with a rather large grain of salt.

A Dwarvish-Gentile Origin Story for the “Jews”

I’ve mentioned this in at least one other post, but I don’t think the words “Jews” or “Israel” etc from the BoM refer to our modern usage of those words. I think they instead refer to Noldor elves, the House of Finwe, which is likely not a surprise to anyone who reads this blog (if anyone does read it). That idea comes not from me but from books written by Daymon Smith.

God’s Word to the Gentile-Dwarf-Mormons (A Follow Up)

Previously I pointed out how momentous the BoM is in God’s end of days timeline. This post should do two things:

  1. Reinforce how momentous a thing it was for the BoM to come out
  2. Establish that event’s place in the end of days timeline

Before I go on let me remind the reader that I think the word “gentiles” refers to dwarves reborn today as men who are pretty much all Mormons. I am likely the only living person on this planet who believes this idea so let me stress that the rest of this post is not dependent on my claim. If you don’t like it, just insert whatever you think “gentiles” means wherever you see that word used. The timeline stands on its own regardless of whether I’m correct about the Gentile-dwarf-mormons.

Thomas Marsh: Alternate Ending #1

In my post exploring the curious case of Thomas Marsh I imagine him spending his last days in the Wasatch Mountains of Utah scouting out for a hidden door to dwarves (who I also believe are the gentiles of the BoM) in order to fulfill the mission given to him in D&C 112.

Mapping God’s Vineyard

A picture is indeed worth a 1000 words so I’m going to post my current map of God’s Vineyard or what sometimes is meant by the word “earth”. I put earth in quotes b/c I do not think when we see that word in scriptures it always or even usually means just our globe. I think it could mean Arda or possibly just the various land masses that once made up a single land mass but has since been broken apart into pieces, although one day it will be restored.

God’s Word to the Gentile-Dwarves

This will be a short follow up on the prior post about Thomas Marsh. It’s key to remember that the event that kicks off the Gentile-dwarves going to the Promised Land and scattering the Lehite remnant is the printing of the Book of Mormon and it then going to the Gentile-dwarves.

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